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Q: Can I name my plant before it arrives?
A: Of course! Just let us know the name and we’ll whisper it to the plant before drop off (and/or add it to your card message). Q: Do the plants miss you after you deliver them?
A: We like to think so. But we remind them they’re off to a loving home. 💚 Q: What plant says "I really like you, let’s keep this going”?
A: A Heart leaf Philodendron. It’s good looking, grows fast, is easy to love, and quietly loyal - the kind of plant that says, “I’m right beside you and I’m happy we are growing together.” Q: What plant says “I’m lucky to have you in my life”?
A: A Hoya . It’s easygoing, grows steadily, and makes any space better - just like a good friend. Plus it surprises you with blooms when you least expect it. 😉 Q: What plant says “Thanks for growing with me all these years”?
A: An Olive Tree. It starts small, grows strong, and sticks around - just like the best kind of friendships. Q: What plants love singing and adoring eyes?
A: Roses! Give them a little daily serenade - even if you’re tone deaf - they just appreciate the effort. Just ask my Grandma. They’re definitely the romantics of the plant world. Q: Do you talk to the plants before sending them off?
A: Yep! Mostly pep talks like, “Stay strong, look good, and make some new frond friends!” Q: If my plant dies, is it murder or manslaughter?
A: Plant lawyers call it “leafslaughter.” But don’t worry as we offer care tips. Q: Can you match me with a plant based on my star sign?
A: Absolutely. We’ll cover this in our next email ;) Just think Aries: a Rubber Plant (bold and strong) / Cancer: a nurturing Schefflera Umbrella (you can stand under my Umbrella vibes) / Pisces: a Heart Leaf Philo (romantic, easygoing, dreamy)… There’s definitely more but that’s for another email. Q: Do plants get lonely, or should I order them in pairs?
A: They thrive with leafy friends. A shelf full of plant friends = happy vibes.. Q: Which plant would survive a zombie apocalypse?
A: The ZZ plant. Practically indestructible. Might even outlive the zombies. Q: Are there plants that can repel bad vibes... or exes?
A: Yes. Lavender for calm, succulent for protection, cactus can be sent to accompany a card saying “do not text me again.” Q: Can I gift a plant to apologise? Like a “please don’t hate me plant”?
A: Yes. Bonus points for adding a card that says “I promise to water this and our relationship.” Q: Do plants have favorite music? Should I play jazz or what?
A: They enjoy classical and lo-fi beats. But honestly, they’ll grow to whatever you love. Q: Can I write my will to leave my plants to someone?
A: You should. Just make sure your chosen plant godparent knows how to mist a Monstera. Q: Will my plant survive if I go on holiday and forget to plan its care?
A: Depends. How long is the holiday? How dramatic is the plant? Q: Can I send someone a cactus as a subtle warning?
A: Technically, yes. Just don’t expect a thank-you card. Q: Are plants a personality trait now?
A: Definitely. Five or more plants and you’re basically in a serious relationship with nature - commitment includes watering even when you’ve had a big week, and filling up your phone with plant pics. Q: Is it weird to talk to my plant?
A: Only if it talks back. Then it’s our problem.
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